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Speedbump - Horseradish - Turnip - Cat Sticker Sets

Speedbump - Horseradish - Turnip - Cat Sticker Sets

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My three little beasts, now in sticker form. Each set gets you three 2.5 inch stickers of the boy you pick! 

Speedbump- the sweetest orange cat on earth, he is also probably the dumbest. Named for the vehicular "incident" he had as a kitten (he's fine now)- he now lives a peaceful life purring very loudly and begging for food.

Horseradish- Radish for short, Dish for even shorter. Some say he may not be a Japanese bobtail at all, but rather some sort of alien creature. It is said the strange noises he emits at night are him communicating with his home planet. Raised by republicans, he is now a reformed man who loves pronouns and human rights.

Turnip- A morally ambiguous mold spore. He has no malice or unkindness in his heart, nor does he posses empathy or forethought. He is not truly evil, but is simply the embodiment of chaos. Surely a being such as this has only been spoken of in legends prior to now.

Check out more dumb merch based on my cats here :3

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